Donnie Azoff: Babe, why you doing it like that? Because I can't keep track of your professions, honey. Is he fucking crazy? Holy fuck, you did just say that. What the fuck is going on out here? Who? picks her up. Jordan Belfort: The Wolf of Wall Street is a memoir by a former stockbroker and trader Jordan Belfort, first published in September 2007. Without you, they're just worthless hunks of plastic. Is it, is it mayhem? The waves are 20 feet high and building! Who is she? Go to a trading floor on Wall street. Jordan Belfort: Well, he says that he only wants to make furniture. We want to hear what you have to say but need to verify your email. It's flooded! Jordan Belfort lived an outrageous life which ultimately caught up with him. So I was a little surprised you asked Christie for my number. Do it differently each time. California, baby! Captain Ted Beecham: You can give generously to your church or political party of your choice. Jordan Belfort, You wanna know what money sounds like? By opting to have your ticket verified for this movie, you are allowing us to check the email address associated with your Rotten Tomatoes account against an email address associated with a Fandango ticket purchase for the same movie. But he didn't go along with us. They all want something for nothing. Jordan Belfort, Still, give them to me young, hungry, and stupid. This is what you do? By the early 1990s, while still in his 20s, Belfort founds his own firm, Stratton . The 3 keys to success of the Straight Line Persuasion system are: Developing rapport with the customer. Go ahead and fuck me. Aunt Emma: Jordan Belfort: The reason for the call today, John, is something just came across my desk, John. I felt horrible. Search, discover and share your favorite The Wolf Of Wall Street GIFs. I Ain't Going Anywhere! Patrick Denham: Mark Hanna: You're a father now, Jordan. If youre into films about money, sales, success and that rags to riches story then it is all of that with a bunch of crazy, obscene and extreme all thrown in. And once you do fall in lovethat obsessive sort of love, that all-consuming love, where two people cant stand to be apart from each other for even a momenthow are you supposed to let a love like that pass you by? Jordan Belfort. Oh, you're investing in Italy? One day, you will do it right. Jordan Belfort: with updates on movies, TV shows, Rotten Tomatoes podcast and more. But of all the drugs under God's blue heaven, here is one that is my absolute favorite. Please reference Error Code 2121 when contacting customer service. Good, pick up the phone and start dialing! Say hi, mommy! After all, what was there to say? Donnie Azoff: Trust me. Naomi Lapaglia: Jordan Belfort: That's my boy right there. You be telephone fucking terrorists! I'm really happy for you. Right? Patrick Denham: Naomi Lapaglia: Donnie Azoff: Donnie Azoff: Power. He thinks you're fuckin' Gordon Gekko. Mark Hanna, One thing I can promise you is that I never ask my clients to judge me on my winners, I ask them to judge me on my losers because I have so few. Jordan Belfort, Just like that I made two grand, the other guys looked at me like I just discovered fire. Jordan Belfort, You know, just people say s**t. I dont even know. Sound good, John? It is a cutting edge high-tech firm out of the Midwest, awaiting imminent patent approval on the next generation of radar detectors that have both huge military and civilian applications. Jordan Belfort: An I.P.O. Naomi Lapaglia: Exactly. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: I'm sure. With their beautiful wife by their side, who's got big voluptuous tits. In the bedroom? Brad: Verified reviews are considered more trustworthy by fellow moviegoers. So I used the cousin thing, as like, an in with her. Naomi Lapaglia: Like a loaded M16 without a trained marine to pull the trigger. Integrity. Donnie Azoff: No, I get it, yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe sell the house. Drugs. Robbie Feinberg ('Pinhead'): Benihana Beni-fucking-hana? It was a madhouse, a greed fest, with equal parts cocaine, testosterone, and body fluids. There were certain things that you just didnt joke about; it was simply bad luck. Naomi Lapaglia: Hi, fellas! What kind of hooker takes credit cards? Perfect Hildy Azoff: The show goes on! So there's a silver lining to that too, honey. Jordan Belfort: I fucked her brains out for eleven seconds. You had to deal with the Golf Course people too! I have been a rich man and I have been a poor man. No shit. The Wolf of Wall Street has many lessons to learn from and brings to light something very real and raw in society, how even those with the best of intentions can fall prey to negative influences. Turns out I have so much information about the stock market and Wall Street I can save the government years of heartache. Drama, Everyone wants to get rich. Donnie Azoff: Alden Kupferberg: I'm also Dutch, German, English. I called him Rugrat because of his piece of shit hairpiece. The Wolf Of Wall Street earned five Oscar . We grew up together, and she grew up hot, you know. In fact, hookers were so much a part of the Stratton subculture that we classified them like publicly traded stocks: Blue Chips were considered the top-of-the-line hooker, zee crme de la crme. We can't! When you get really good at it, you'll fucking be stroking and you'll be thinking about money. Donnie Azoff: Oh, my God. What, you wanna go inside and blow some lines of baking powder, baking soda? Mark Hanna: Its a whazy. When you do something, you might fail. Hey Paulie, what's up? Teresa Petrillo: Bald as as China doll. So in that sense youre lucky Im not the one who does the hiring around here., contrary to previous assumptions, young men and women who possess the collective social graces of a herd of sex-crazed water buffalo and have an intelligence quotient in the range of Forrest Gump on three hits of acid, can be taught to sound like Wall Street wizards, as long as you write every last word down for them and then keep drilling it into their heads again and againevery day, twice a dayfor a year straight., I laughed right along with her, but inside I was dying. Failure is your friend., Without action, the best intentions in the world are nothing more than that: intentions., I want you to back yourself into a corner. I can get you beer if you want fuckin' beer. Because they said eventually everyone's going to have to give information on this case so at the end of the day it might not even be a factor. Naomi Lapaglia: Winners use words that say 'must' and 'will'. Refresh and try again. What I want to know is, have you got the guts to live? Jordan Belfort, You dont choose who you fall in love with, do you? Don't you wanna be my friend? and the Act as if youre a wealthy man, rich already, and then youll surely become rich. It is no matter. Donnie Azoff: There were four right here. Jordan Belfort: My wife, Naomi, the Duchess of Bay Ridge, Brooklyn. Twice a day. [on getting arrested] However, while Belfort and his cronies partake in a hedonistic brew of sex, drugs and thrills, the SEC and the FBI close in on his empire of excess. Good morning, daddy. Actually, the madness started on our very first day, when one of our brokers, Ben Jenner, christened the elevator by getting a blow job from the sales assistant. Controlling the sale by keeping it on the straight line (every time the customer tries to take the . Do you really think that I don't know what you're up to? Good! Janet (Jordan's Assistant): Luckily we're in first class. You be relentless! Naomi Lapaglia: Donnie Azoff: Ti mun bt tay vi vn ca bn bng cch tr nn giu c. I have a low blood sugar thyroid thing Jordan Belfort: It's actually an utterly entertaining and hilarious joy ride. Because I want you to come for me, baby. $4,000? This is a fucking mayday! The real question is this: was all this legal? I just came. I don't even listen to it half the time. Failure is your friend. Jordan Belfort, If I earn a million dollars a week and the average American earns a thousand dollars a week, then when I spend twenty thousand dollars on something its the equivalent of the average American spending twenty dollars on something, right? Jordan Belfort, Ive got the guts to die. Get the freshest reviews, news, and more delivered right to your inbox! You cleaning your fishbowl? I have been a rich man and I have been a poor man. Give him time. Come on, baby. The movie also features the "One of Us" chant, which is a reference to the 1930s horror movie Freaks. Naomi Lapaglia: Babe, I spoke to the lawyers again today. But we have to pretend we know. Mark Hanna, The name of the game, moving the money from the clients pocket to your pocket. Mark Hanna, Always keep the client on the Ferris wheel. Donnie Azoff: It's beautiful! That's right! Hold on baby. Right! It's a joke! Chantalle: Jordan Belfort: I take Quaaludes 10-15 times a day for my back pain, Adderall to stay focused, Xanax to take the edge off, pot to mellow me out, cocaine to wake me back up again, and morphine Well, because its awesome. Jordan Belfort, There are two keys to success in the broker business; first of all you gotta stay relaxed, secondly you gotta always get stay high. Mark Hanna, Fugayzi, fugazi. If you sell $10,000 worth of this stock, I will personally give you a blowjob for free. Stay up-to-date on all the latest Rotten Tomatoes news! Jordan Belfort: Say hi! Nicholas the Butler: I don't understand. It's not like Look. Donnie Azoff: Robbie Feinberg ('Pinhead'): [holding his child] Get off. So before I approve this midget-tossing business, you need to find me a game warden who can rein in the little critter if he should go off the deep end. Max Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Every time! Jordan Belfort, When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. Jordan Belfort, I believe in total immersion, if you want to be rich, you have to program your mind to be rich. Is that right? What the fuck are you talking about? [in thoughts] Does your girlfriend think youre fucking worthless loser? It's wonderful. I'm sure every person has this; it's just that my monologue is particularly loud. You have to excuse my friend. it's partly due to dicaprio. Donnie Azoff: Oh, Jesus Christ. Alden Kupferberg: BENI-FUCKING-HANA? Don't you dare throw that fucking water on me! Jordan Belfort: Fuck you! Jordan Belfort: Cunt, cock, asshole." Or worse yet, I've seen this happen, implode. Still, give them to me young, hungry, and stupid, and in no time, I'll make 'em rich. Let us know whats wrong with this preview of, Act as if! Go to a trading floor on Wall Street. Jordan Belfort, OK, first rule of Wall Street Nobody and I dont care if youre Warren Buffet or Jimmy Buffet nobody knows if a stocks going up, down or f-ing sideways, least of all stockbrokers. Why would You be so cruel as to use the king of Japanese restaurants to take me down? Jordan Belfort: I want you to deal with your problems by becoming rich! The Circus: Inside the Greatest Political Show on Earth: Season 8, The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power: Season 1, Link to Marvel Movies Ranked Worst to Best by Tomatometer, Link to The Most Anticipated TV & Streaming Shows of March 2023. Just give me a second. Last month you were a wine connoisseur, and now you're an aspiring landscape architect, Isn't that right? When you get really good at it, youll fucking be stroking and youll be thinking about money. Mark Hanna, Her father is the brother of my mom. I will not die sober! I mean, you're not afraid of like the whole kid thing, right? Her name was Pam and to her credit, she did have this amazing technique with this wild twisting jerk motion. Don't you fucking dare! the success of scorsese's wolf of wall street is that it's enjoyable to watch and it shouldnt be. I fucking hate you, Jordan! Eventually Ben married her, which was pretty amazing, considering she blew every single guy in the office. John: If you have 60 seconds, I'd like to share the idea with you. I couldn't believe how these guys talked to each other! Yeah, I jerk off. His eyes seem to be a little bit odd, don't they? I've never been a fan of the bush, to be honest. Just confirm how you got your ticket. Yeah, my wife yeah, my wife is my cousin or whatever. The 4.95-acre equestrian estate comes with a wine cellar, a ten-stall stable, and a saltwater pool. Cause I cant keep track of your professions honey! Because, at least as a rich man, when I have to face my problems, I show up in the back of the limo, wearing a $2000 suit and a $40,000 gold fuckin' watch. Alden Kupferberg: Jesus Christ, I think you have a fuckin' drug problem. You're never gonna see the kids again! What the fuck is wrong with you? No it's not like that. Dont ever forget that., Listen, guys, fucking around with midgets aint no joke. This is not a tip, this is a prescription. That's who you're gonna be sitting next to! Jordan Belfort: So, Bay Ridge, that's near Staten Island, right? Theyre not gonna dial themselves. That'd be 40,000 shares, John. If you did it long enough, he was certain to piss right back at you. Brad: You know what a fugazi is? I can't go down there, Jordan. Belfort was played by Leonardo DiCaprio in the film . And all my friends are trying to fuck her, you know, and I'm not gonna let one of these assholes fuck my cousin. You called the captain the n-word. We're talking about whales here, Moby fucking Dicks. Yeah, my wife is my cousin or whatever, but it's not like what you think. Mark Hanna: Yeah. Mark Hanna: Let me tell you something. [narrating to the camera] Even more fucked was that he got busted for shit that had nothing to with me. Want me to come for you? Her father is the brother of my mom. [All at once] How about that, faggot? ~ Jordan Belfort. After 15 years in storage, the lemmons had developed a delayed fuse. Money doesn't just buy you a better life - better food, better cars, better pussy - it also makes you a better person. She even hired a gay butler. You snooks will now be targeting the wealthiest 1% of Americans. Is there an apology message on the machine?" Regal What I want to know is, have you got the guts to live?, They were drunk on youth, fueled by greed, and higher than kites., And from the time I was a kid, I've had this internal monologue roaring through my head, which doesn't stop - unless I'm asleep. For a moment, I had forgotten I lived in a world where everything was for sale. You know? Jordan Belfort: They were everywhere! I don't even know. Dont worry, it wont take long. So, I presume you're Italian. Jordan Belfort: I started this website because I wanted to help people like you to maximize their potential and achieve their dreams. I'll tell you what: I'm never eating at Benihana again. Oh come on, baby. A former model and Miller Lite girl. Are you out of your fucking mind? This is Brad, and Brad is the guy I really wanted. It got so bad, I had to declare the office a fuck-free zone between the hours of 9 and 7. Don't you fucking dare. Anyway, the Blue Chips took credit cards, so what was wrong with writing them off on your taxes? It was a hefty sum, $5 million, and in truth it had little to do with setting them up. Naomi Lapaglia: 25 grand to the first cocksucker to nail the bulls-eye! The only thing standing between you and your goal is the bullshit story you keep telling yourself as to why you can't achieve it. Jordan Belfort: Do I Do I I jerk off? You know? He didn't mean any of it. You were, like, screaming at people. And act as if you are already a tremendous success, and as sure as I stand here today - you will become successful., You dont choose who you fall in love with, do you? I'm not ashamed to admit it: my first time in prison, I was terrified. Well, we don't work for you, man! Jordan Belfort: Yeah. R (Graphic Nudity|Drug Use|Language Throughout|Some Violence|Strong Sexual Content), Comedy, After all, the IRS knew about this sort of stuff, didnt they? You're sick! That's why we at Stratton Oakmont pride ourselves on being the best. Honey oh my God!, you probably had to pay them in cash with your hands! Donnie Azoff: Jordan Belfort: right? Donnie Azoff: Mark Hanna: One fucking day, you couldn't keep it together? This is our golden ticket to the fuckin' Chocolate Factory, right here. Jordan Belfort: The property is located 25 miles from the Belmont Racetrack, a horse racing facility. There were two guys over there on the table. On cocksucking, motherfucking new issue day? Naomi Lapaglia: Of course, after the bachelor party, me, the Duke, needed a few penicillin shots so he could safely consummate the marriage. On a daily basis I consume enough drugs to sedate Manhattan, Long Island, and Queens for a month. Well, he says that he only wants to make furniture. Alden Kupferberg, Yeah, like Buddhists. That was so fucking great. Okay? I got you. Brad: Its because you have not learnt enough. Enjoy! But, But what was wrong with that? Naomi Lapaglia: Naomi Lapaglia: I'm pretty fucking sure. Now as the firm taking the company public, we set the initial sales price then sold those shares right back to our friends. See, for a brief fleeting moment, I'd forgotten I was rich and I lived in a place where everything was for sale. So I used the cousin thing, as like, an in with her. Implosions are ugly. Linette Lopez. Let the consequences of failure become so dire and so unthinkable that youll have no choice but to do whatever it takes to succeed., The easiest way to make money is -create something of such value that everybody wants and go out and give and create value, the money comes automatically., I've got the guts to die. Great. She's already got C-cups, but now she wants FUCKIN' DOUBLE D'S! [Wakes up on plane; finds he is restrained by a seatbelt across his chest] The easiest way to make money is - create something of such value that . [Sees Jordan snorting cocaine] The wolf of Wall Street they call me! In 2013 it was adapted into a movie by the same name. And from now on, it's gonna be nothing but short, short skirts around the house. When it gets here, I'll give you a call and you'll come pick it up. You gotta be a fucking pal You know what, I'm gonna give you a fucking pass, just give me the case. No, daddy doesn't even get to touch mommy for a very, very, very long time. But pretty soon, somebody figured out that if you resisted the urge to sleep for just fifteen minutes, you got a pretty kick-ass high from it. Look, I know you're not following what I'm saying anyway, right? ~ Jordan Belfort. Mark Hanna: We require immediate assistance! Alden Kupferberg: More importantly, you will learn. You're in the fucking minor leagues. Good! I've already talked to the lawyer. Many weren't happy with the ending, though it was a very accurate representation of this day and time, and falls in line with typical Scorsese films. Yes, I think it's true. Naomi Lapaglia: The fucking hero I'm gonna be back at the office when the Bureau seizes this fucking boat. the self narration, similar to goodfellas and moments where leo talks directly to the camera and you, the audience, are key. Act as if you're a wealthy man, rich already, and then you'll surely become rich. Jordan Belfort: And it wasn't just about the sex either. Donnie and I were going out on our own. Together with his trusted lieutenant (Jonah Hill) and a merry band of brokers, Belfort makes a huge fortune by defrauding wealthy investors out of millions. The Quaalude, or lude, as it is commonly referred to, was first synthesized in 1951 by an Indian doctor - that's dots, not feathers - as a sedative, and was prescribed to stressed-out housewives with sleep disorders. Come on. See. It's the first time a stock is offered for sale to the general population. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: It had nothing to fucking do with me! She's the best. Jordan Belfort: So I recruited some of my home town boys. The movie, starring Leonardo DiCaprio as Jordan Belfort was, in my opinion, a masterpiece by director Martin Scorsese. You can't even buy them anymore. You don't love me anymore, huh? Jordan Belfort: Don't worry about it, I got it. Huh? I want you to deal with your problems by becoming rich! Jordan Belfort, I want you to deal with your problems by becoming rich! Jordan Belfort, If anyone over here thinks Im superficial or materialistic, go get a job at McDonalds because thats where you belong. Jordan Belfort, But before you depart this room full of winners, I want you to take a good look at the person next to you. But thats not because youre a failure. [Donnie haphazardly gets out from car] Pick up the phone and start dialing! Like you married your cousin or some stupid shit, you know? Right? Then came the Pink Sheet hookers, who were the lowest form of all, usually a streetwalker or the sort of low-class hooker who showed up in response to a desperate late-night phone call to a number in Screw magazine or the yellow pages. Saurel! [to Naomi] Champagne. The porterhouse from Argentina. Hi, how you doing? I don't wanna die, Jordan! I'm talking about normal people, working-class everyday people. Next came the NASDAQs, who were one step down from the Blue Chips. I'm constantly asking myself questions. You be ferocious! Is your landlord ready to evict you? Donnie Azoff: [to Jordan after the incident] Jordan Belfort: Right, right. No, they're not retarded or anything like that Jordan Belfort: I ask them to judge me on my losers, because I have so few. Required fields are marked *. Jordan Belfort: Right there? [after shipwreck] On my Dad's side. Jordan Belfort: They're bald - they're bald from the eyebrows down. And actually do some work besides swiping my fucking credit card all day, huh? They're not gonna dial themselves. Does your girlfriend think you're a fucking worthless loser? So you listen to me and you listen well. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: All Quotes Tootski?Follow me for tootskihttps://twitter.com/ogfz_https://www.instagram.com/ogfz/ Mark Hanna: Put the fucking car in the park, you dumb fucking idiot! Jordan Belfort: $430,000 in one month, Jordy. Don't fucking dare throw that fucking water at me. All right, get the fuck off my boat. Oh my God! The Wolf of Wall Street by Jordan Belfort 34,928 ratings, 3.73 average rating, 2,462 reviews Open Preview The Wolf of Wall Street Quotes Showing 1-27 of 27 "Act as if! Jordan Belfort: And you're still acting like an infant! Max Belfort: It's got no no alcohol.